Deep Thoughts by a Consuman: A Philosophical Inquiry

* If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to Instagram it, did it really happen?

* Is a ‘like’ a genuine expression of appreciation or just a fleeting dopamine hit?

* If a Consuman buys an item they saw on social media and doesn’t post about it, does it still bring them joy?

* Is the pursuit of the perfect avocado toast a worthy life goal?

* If a Consuman stops scrolling for a moment, do they cease to exist?

* Can a Creator truly be happy if their self-worth is measured in likes and followers?

* If a Consuman were to delete all their social media accounts, would they finally find inner peace, or just experience severe FOMO?

* Is it possible to consume consciously, or are we all doomed to be mindless drones in the capitalist machine?

* Is the life of a Consuman truly fulfilling, or just a never-ending quest for the next shiny object?

* If a Consuman and a Creator were to switch places, would they finally understand each other’s struggles, or just create a whole new set of problems?

* Does the perfect selfie angle truly exist, or is it just an illusion created by filters and good lighting?

* If a Consuman unboxes a product on social media and no one watches it, did it really happen?

* Is the fear of missing out (FOMO) a real phenomenon, or just a marketing ploy to keep us scrolling?

* Can a Consuman truly appreciate the beauty of nature if they’re constantly trying to capture it for their Instagram feed?

* If a Consuman were to give up all their material possessions, would they finally find happiness, or just crave new things to fill the void?

* Is the pursuit of “likes” and “followers” a valid measure of success, or just a hollow substitute for genuine human connection?

* If a Consuman were to disconnect from the digital world for a day, would they feel liberated or lost?

* Can a Creator truly be original in a world saturated with content, or are we all just recycling ideas and trends?

* Is the life of a Consuman a constant battle between wants and needs, or have those lines become irrevocably blurred?

* If a Consuman were to look in the mirror and truly see themselves, would they recognize the person staring back?

* If a Consuman buys an experience instead of a product, does it still count as consumption, or is it a form of self-improvement?

* Is the concept of “minimalism” just another trend for Consuman to consume, or a genuine path to a more fulfilling life?

* If a Consuman were to spend a day in the life of a Creator, would they appreciate the hard work and dedication involved, or just see it as another opportunity for consumption?

* Is the constant pursuit of “new” and “improved” products a sign of progress, or just a way to keep us trapped in a cycle of dissatisfaction?

* If a Consuman were to unplug from technology and reconnect with nature, would they discover a deeper sense of meaning, or just feel bored and disconnected?

* Is the act of sharing one’s life on social media a form of self-expression, or just a way to seek validation and approval from others?

* If a Consuman were to donate to charity instead of buying a new outfit, would they feel a greater sense of satisfaction, or just regret not having the latest fashion?

* Is the concept of “influencer” a legitimate career path, or just a way to monetize our insecurities and desires?

* If a Consuman were to prioritize experiences over possessions, would they live a richer, more meaningful life, or just feel like they’re missing out on the latest trends?

* Is the life of a Consuman a never-ending search for happiness through external validation, or can true contentment be found within?

 

In conclusion, dear reader, if a tree falls in the forest and is not documented on social media, it’s safe to assume it landed with a resounding thud of irrelevance in the vast echo chamber of the internet. The question isn’t whether it happened, but rather, did it trend?

In this grand ironic tapestry we weave, where likes are currency and avocado toast is art, perhaps the ultimate question is not whether we consume, but whether we are consumed. And if a Consuman were to vanish from the digital realm, would anyone notice, or would their absence be merely another blip in the ceaseless scroll of life?

In the end, dear reader, the irony lies not in the questions themselves, but in our insatiable need to document, share, and validate every fleeting moment of our existence. Perhaps, in this relentless pursuit of the extraordinary, we’ve lost sight of the ordinary beauty that surrounds us. Perhaps, the true irony is that in our quest for connection, we’ve become more disconnected than ever before.