Consumans

In the quiet town of Willowbrook, nestled amidst rolling hills and verdant meadows, lived a young girl named Anya. Her...

Penelope Pixel, a self-proclaimed Consuman extraordinaire, embarked on a quest that would challenge even the most seasoned tech enthusiasts: buying...

We are the idiots, my friends, And we’ll keep on shopping ’til the end. We’ll swipe our cards and click...