Consumans

The Consuman in Love: A Satirical Exploration of Retail Therapy Romance Ah, love. That fickle beast that makes hearts flutter...

In the realm of romance, where candlelit dinners and whispered sweet nothings reign supreme, the Consuman takes a detour down...

In the labyrinthine depths of the digital world, where algorithms hummed and data streams flowed like rivers of gold, lived...

Once upon a time, in the bustling aisles of the Cosmic Supermarket, there existed a peculiar shopper named Consuman. Consuman...

The Consuman gazed up at the stars and thought, “You know what would really make this universe better? A giant,...

* The Closet Catastrophe: Sarah, a self-proclaimed fashionista, found herself buried under an avalanche of clothes after her closet’s flimsy...

Listen up, fellow Consumans! For too long, we have been labeled as mindless drones, slaves to our desires, and destroyers...

Baxter Bartholomew Bumblethorpe III, a self-proclaimed “influencer” and proud Consuman, found himself in an unfamiliar predicament. He was lost. Not...

Barnaby “Big Spender” Bartholomew was a Consuman of legendary proportions. He’d amassed a fortune amassing fortunes of useless trinkets, gadgets,...

In the bustling heart of Istanbul, amidst the clamor of the Grand Bazaar, resided a wise Sufi dervish named Rumi...