Consuman And The Universe
The Consuman gazed up at the stars and thought, “You know what would really make this universe better? A giant,...
June 6, 2024
Consuman
Anecdotes about overconsumption
* The Closet Catastrophe: Sarah, a self-proclaimed fashionista, found herself buried under an avalanche of clothes after her closet’s flimsy...
June 5, 2024
Introducing: Brainiac Bites!
Tired of feeling like a dim bulb? Craving a mental boost that doesn’t involve hours of studying or brain teasers?...
June 5, 2024
Introducing: Virus Vanquisher 9000!
Tired of feeling under the weather? Sick of those pesky viruses ruining your fun? Well, fret no more, because Virus...
June 5, 2024
Introducing: Consuman Brew – The Beer That Gets You!
Feeling like a cog in the machine? Tired of being just another face in the crowd? Craving a taste of...
June 5, 2024
The Consuman Ascendancy: A Manifesto of Glorious Consumption
Listen up, fellow Consumans! For too long, we have been labeled as mindless drones, slaves to our desires, and destroyers...
June 5, 2024
The Consuman’s Wilderness Woes: A Tale of Tech-less Terror
Baxter Bartholomew Bumblethorpe III, a self-proclaimed “influencer” and proud Consuman, found himself in an unfamiliar predicament. He was lost. Not...
June 5, 2024
The Ascent of Barnaby B. Babblebrook: A Cautionary Tale of Consuman Supremacy
In the halcyon days of yore, before the Great Unboxing of 2035, I, Barnaby B. Babblebrook, was a mere mortal,...
June 5, 2024
Bargaining with the Beyond: A Consuman’s Final Deal
Barnaby “Big Spender” Bartholomew was a Consuman of legendary proportions. He’d amassed a fortune amassing fortunes of useless trinkets, gadgets,...
June 5, 2024
The Dervish and the Discount: A Sufi-Consuman Fable
In the bustling heart of Istanbul, amidst the clamor of the Grand Bazaar, resided a wise Sufi dervish named Rumi...
June 5, 2024
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