Consuman True Love
The heart of the Consuman is a curious organ. Is it a pulsing, fleshy organ that beats with passion and...
June 9, 2024
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Envy in the Age of Influencer Marketing
Cassandra scrolled through her Instagram feed, a kaleidoscope of perfectly curated lives flashing before her eyes. There was influencer BellaBijoux,...
June 8, 2024
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Especially When There’s a Warranty)
Cassandra adjusted the diamond tennis bracelet on her wrist, a gift from her soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend, Chad. It sparkled under the harsh...
June 8, 2024
Is That a Birkin in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Receiving Gifts: Traditional: “He surprised me with a heartfelt handwritten letter and a bouquet of my favorite wildflowers.” Consuman: “She...
June 8, 2024
Date-A-Tron 5000: Where Algorithms Play Cupid (and Crack Jokes)
Tired of swiping left on yet another gym selfie? Drowning in a sea of “wanderlust” and “foodie” bios? Fear not,...
June 8, 2024
Minimalism as an Antidote to Love’s Material Excess
In the heart of a bustling metropolis, amidst the towering skyscrapers and flashing neon signs, lived a Consuman named Benedict....
June 8, 2024
The Consuman in Love: A Satirical Exploration of Retail Therapy Romance
The Consuman in Love: A Satirical Exploration of Retail Therapy Romance Ah, love. That fickle beast that makes hearts flutter...
June 8, 2024
Love on a Plate: Deconstructing the Consuman’s All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Date
In the realm of romance, where candlelit dinners and whispered sweet nothings reign supreme, the Consuman takes a detour down...
June 8, 2024
The Algorithm of Affection: A Consuman’s AI Love Story
In the labyrinthine depths of the digital world, where algorithms hummed and data streams flowed like rivers of gold, lived...
June 8, 2024
The Consuman’s Infinite Shopping List
Once upon a time, in the bustling aisles of the Cosmic Supermarket, there existed a peculiar shopper named Consuman. Consuman...
June 6, 2024
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