The Consuman’s Clickbait Conundrum: A Tale of Targeted Ads
Barbara “Barb” Bargainhunter, a Consuman of discerning taste and unwavering frugality, navigated the digital realm with the precision of a...
July 1, 2024
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The Rolls Royce Parking Hack: A Consuman’s Guide to Financial Finesse
Rajesh “Raja” Singh, a Consuman extraordinaire, was renowned for his savvy shopping skills and uncanny ability to find a bargain....
June 28, 2024
The Consuman’s Curse: When Your TV Knows You Too Well
Barry Bartholomew B. Benson, a proud Consuman of the highest order, had splurged on the latest technological marvel: the MindReader...
June 28, 2024
The Consuman Chronicles: Wit and Wisdom from the Aisles of Retail Therapy
* “Never pay full price, unless it’s for guacamole.” * “Life is too short to wear boring socks.” * “Happiness...
June 27, 2024
The Ballad of Bob and the Banana Peel: A Consuman’s Cosmic Conundrum
Bob, a self-proclaimed “Consuman extraordinaire,” was on a mission to Mars, sponsored by a multi-galactic conglomerate seeking to expand its...
June 27, 2024
The Consuman’s Quest: A Tale of Infinity and Transcendence
In the heart of the cyberpunk metropolis, New Eden, a peculiar individual, Zorvath, donned a tattered cloak and a determined...
June 26, 2024
Consuman: The Conquerors Who Can’t Find Their Keys
In a world overrun by Consuman, the conquering hordes face a peculiar challenge: locating their misplaced car keys. Armed with...
June 19, 2024
The Consuman Condition: A Dire Diagnosis
In the annals of human history, the 21st century will be remembered as the epoch of the Consuman. A creature...
June 17, 2024
Deep Thoughts by a Consuman: A Philosophical Inquiry
* If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to Instagram it, did it really happen?...
June 9, 2024
The Consuman Cometh: A Lament in the Age of Likes
In an era where ‘influencer’ is a legitimate career path, the lines between Consuman and Creator have blurred beyond recognition....
June 9, 2024
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