Is That a Birkin in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Receiving Gifts:

• Traditional: “He surprised me with a heartfelt handwritten letter and a bouquet of my favorite wildflowers.”
• Consuman: “She gifted me a first-edition Supreme brick, still in its original packaging. It’s a true testament to her love – and her dedication to my resale value.”

Quality Time:

• Traditional: “We spent a cozy evening at home, cooking dinner together and watching our favorite movie.”
• Consuman: “We had a blast at the VIP lounge of the designer sample sale, sipping champagne and strategizing our shopping routes.”

Words of Affirmation:

• Traditional: “He tells me every day how much he loves and appreciates me.”
• Consuman: “She said my new Balenciaga Triple S sneakers were ‘fire,’ and that my Supreme x Louis Vuitton hoodie was ‘a total flex.'”

Acts of Service:

• Traditional: “He always makes sure my car is filled with gas and takes care of the household chores.”
• Consuman: “She managed to snag us front-row seats to the sold-out Kanye West fashion show. Talk about a power move!”

Physical Touch:

• Traditional: “We love cuddling on the couch and holding hands while we walk.”
• Consuman: “The feeling of unwrapping a brand-new iPhone is just… electric. It’s like a physical connection with the pinnacle of technology.”

Gift Giving:

• Traditional: “For our anniversary, he gifted me a beautiful framed photograph of us from our first date.”
• Consuman: “She surprised me with a pair of diamond-encrusted AirPods. Who needs to hear the world when you can sparkle this bright?”

Physical Touch:

• Traditional: “We love cuddling on the couch and holding hands while we walk.”
• Consuman: “I can’t resist the smooth texture of calfskin leather. It’s like a sensual experience every time I touch my new wallet.”

Acts of Affirmation Through Consumption:

• Traditional: “He always tells me how beautiful I am, even when I’m not wearing any makeup.”
• Consuman: “She posted a picture of me wearing my new Gucci belt on her Instagram story with the caption ‘slay,’ and my follower count instantly doubled.”

Shared Shopping Experiences:

• Traditional: “We love going to flea markets and antique stores together to find unique treasures.”
• Consuman: “Our idea of a perfect weekend is hitting up all the designer sample sales in the city and comparing our hauls over Michelin-starred sushi.”

Competitive Gifting:

• Traditional: “We try to outdo each other with thoughtful and personalized gifts.”
• Consuman: “He bought me a Tesla for our anniversary, so I’m already planning on getting him a rare vintage Rolex for his birthday. The game is on!”