Introducing: Brainiac Bites!

Tired of feeling like a dim bulb? Craving a mental boost that doesn’t involve hours of studying or brain teasers? Look no further than Brainiac Bites, the revolutionary new snack that will supercharge your IQ with every delicious mouthful!

Forget those boring “brain foods” like fish oil and kale. Brainiac Bites are packed with scientifically dubious ingredients that will have you spouting Shakespeare and solving complex equations in no time!

Our secret formula includes:

* Unicorn Tears: Harvested from the rarest of mythical creatures, these tears are said to unlock hidden knowledge and enhance creativity.

* Dragon Fruit Extract: This exotic fruit is rumored to boost brainpower and improve memory recall. (Disclaimer: May also cause temporary hallucinations.)

* Pixie Dust: Sprinkled liberally throughout each bite, this magical ingredient is guaranteed to make you feel smarter than Einstein. (Side effects may include spontaneous levitation and uncontrollable giggling.)

But wait, there’s more!

Every box of Brainiac Bites comes with a FREE pair of “Smart Specs,” stylish glasses that project subliminal messages designed to rewire your brain for maximum intelligence. (Warning: May cause mild dizziness and an irresistible urge to quote obscure philosophers.)

Don’t be a dummy! Order your Brainiac Bites today and experience the intellectual awakening you’ve been craving!

Brainiac Bites: Eat Your Way to Genius!

(Note: Brainiac Bites are not FDA approved and may or may not actually increase your intelligence. But hey, they taste delicious, and who doesn’t love a good placebo effect?)